My name is Ground Man, Designation Unit KG 003. My function is to serve Dr. Wily in anyway possible. And yet right now, I am in a situtation that I have never dealt with before: somebody has taken an item belonging to me without my permission and I am feeling a sensation akin to human anger.
No, that is not correct. I am a robot, not a human. I am literally incapable of feeling anything remotely similar to emotions. And yet, I am 'upset' about this. Besides following the good Doctor's commands and gathering information to aid me in my duties, I spend time collecting interesting objects and studying them. I do not know exactly why I do this, but it seems to full something in my programing.
But that does not matter right now, what does matter is that I must find my item and the curlpits who stole it.
And I believe I know who is responsible.